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PRIVATE ENTRY
18:26 Oct 30 2007
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21:09 Oct 28 2007
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Joli:

22:05:00 - Oct 28 2007

Hello, all. This is my virginal posting in the VampBox. Can you feel the angels singing?

DELETE







The lilting strains of Ave Maria come to mine ears!



The trumpets blare, the songs of the holy winged beings bring forth from me a wealth of emotion, with which to engulf my soul in joy!

Well, allow me to retort...
18:20 Oct 28 2007
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Do I look, sound, read or act like a person who gives a mutated flying monkeys assfuck about what a prepubescent-minded, self-obsessed EMO-wannabe, considers to be respectable behaviour, in a virtual community filled with freakishly weird people who have no concept of what the real world is like outside of their door?



No.



I am me, with all that comes with that and the only people whose opinion I value, are already well aware of who they are and what they represent to me.



Everyone else can go sing for their supper, since I'm not handing out change any time soon.

01:23 Oct 28 2007
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Sweet!



I have a custom made stamp...









Does this mean we're married?



:P

The Camarilla?
13:06 Oct 27 2007
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A message I received from another Coven:



Greetings to you from the Coven of Celestial Wisdom.



It is our fondest wish to establish a more familiar link with you in the form of a Camarilla, for mutual benefit and friendship.



With that in mind we seek an alliance with your Society to share ideas, information and/or worries, to better establish an example of peace, cooperation and friendship among Society Masters and their Admins, in the hopes of a better community among the Rave.



We offer you an example of our current page entitled Camarilla: Friends & Allies, in which we would proudly display your society's Shield or Crest should you accept

our offer and we in return desire our Crest to be displayed on your Camarilla page as a sign of unity and mutual benefit.



Please let us know of your thoughts and feeling on this,

whether you accept or decline, by contacting the Coven

Master or any one of the Asst. Coven Masters.



Please send all Shields and or Crests to the Asst. Coven

Master known as Aoibheal.



We thank you for your time and consideration.



Ventrueprince2- Coven Master

Aoibheal- Asst. Coven Master

Mystique- Asst. Coven Master

Dragoneyes- Asst. Coven Master

The Coven of Celestial Wisdom





The following has no offence meant to the Coven distributing this message...



Right then. The play opens up the stage for us to act out of fantastical ideas of unity, harmony and love...



Ha!



It 'seems' like a grand idea, a worthy goal and such, but, if a Society is NOT 'allied' as friends, does that automatically place them in opposition?



Perhaps a 'Sabbat' of loosely aligned groups, or better, a 'Black Hand', where I think my own Coven would sit nicely.

>:)



And is this not saying that by omission, anyone not on the list is the enemy?



I have a list of societies on a private Coven page, so that the members there can know who I personally have ties to, in respect and friendship. It is not public for the very reasons I have mentioned above, since some societies don't wish to play this 'game' and others don't need to, because they know how I interact with them and what they can expect from me.



Sometimes, it is not al lot, othertimes, I'll be willing to put effort in. Depends if I can be arsed really. Considering how much there is to do on the Forum, it's not often.



But I might consider putting up a new page, one detailing 'Enemies of the Coven'.



I have a few I can list off the top of my head already.

Illnesses??
03:08 Oct 27 2007
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"I dont know what's wrong with me, can anyone help??...I get lightheaded when I stand up, I can feel one of the veins on the side of my head, my right arm and leg keeps going numb(somewhat...), and I keep getting cold and hot, and I'm nauseated...does anyone know what's wrong with me??"





You're sick. Get away from us before you infect anyone. Far away, And run. Fast. Now.

Deep Appreciation
02:42 Oct 27 2007
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I feel that this comment in particular should be noted for posterity and to remind me why I put up with the headaches...



"Here's to the dichotomy of life! (original rating comment)



And here's to the often thankless job you volunteer to do in order to up the quality of this site. Your journal sheds some spooky light on some of the people you have to deal with...not quite sure how they remember to breathe.



Thank you for all you do even when we forget to say thank you."





You are a wonderful person and it is my privilage to know you.

Reborn
22:00 Oct 25 2007
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I want to be Baptised.



To feel the flow over my face, cleansing my soul of the past's dark stains.



Hearing it wash away the echoes of betrayal.



Tasting the sweetness that is joy in a new life, a new future- another chance at happiness, where I once walked in darkenss, seemingly alone.



To be knelt there, utterly devoid of the pain in my heart and to look up, at a face of such beatific qualities, to a smile which says "I Love You".

"Beauty knows no age."
22:53 Oct 24 2007
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Anais Nin:

"We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations."

22:19 Oct 23 2007
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Whats with spamming Silver RavenWolf topics?



She's a sycophantic looney, in my opinion.

01:55 Oct 23 2007
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You're just a fuckwit.



It was amusing for all of ten minutes the first time around, now, it's only banal.

15:39 Oct 21 2007
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I seem to have a new habit.



Making women spill over their keyboards.



Now to some, this might seem like no mean acheivement, but for me, as an IT professional (see geek), it's a disaster.



I want to come over there with an alcoholic wipe and one of the little battery powered hoovers, to clean it up...



Does this make me a...sub net freak?



>:)

about me
15:34 Oct 21 2007
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"born 1/23/89 i'm 19 have a sister in college cal u

love to draw

live in uniontown"







A/S/L?



Look at you! First post and all! Sweet little...boy(?)



We seem to have a debate as to whether you are actually a boy or a girl.

01:25 Oct 21 2007
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Friends: 97

Friend lists on: 176



Interestingly, I have 154 people on my blocked list.



lol

12:31 Oct 20 2007
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Date: 07:38:00 - Oct 20 2007

Rating: 10

Comment: You're such a dick, I love it.





Why thank you!



I have always been proud of my acheivements in the field of penile humour and in accepting this award, I must thank God, my parents, my family, my friends, my pets, the government, the military, Jehova's witnesses (ducks a stone), the pizza delivery guy, the man who invented Belgian blond beer, your sister, the Rev Jessie Jackson, Pete Steele, George Lucas, Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill, Carrie Underwood, Luciano Pavarotti, that Rhesus monkey, a bag of twiglets and a piece of cake, for giving me such a hardon and enabling me to be a great big wanker.



I thank you all, once again, for this magnificent honour!



Thank you, thank you! *blows kissses, smiles and waves*

PRIVATE ENTRY
18:55 Oct 18 2007
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17:50 Oct 18 2007
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Does my legend know no bounds?



I am truly flattered...



lol



Awww...you are too kind.



No, really, this is just wonderous!



I could not have asked for any greater accolade than this!



How will I ever go forward in life knowing that I have reached the pinnacle of acclaim?





An update!







And again, I am found to be in such esteem, that it warrants the clear breach of VR policy for which you can be infinitely suspended, but I do not want that, I want more- feed my bruised and battered ego with yet more of your insoluble compliments!

17:40 Oct 18 2007
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Missmissy

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Date: 17:30:33 - Oct 18 2007

Rating: 1

Comment: what exactly does you comment mean on my page do you find me disgusting





She's right.



It was unfair of me to express my opinion so candidly.



I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

17:32 Oct 18 2007
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Right then.



I count eight, yes 8, bar/club/chat/nonsense threads on the front page of the sandbox.



There are limits to it. If self-imposed order is not forthcoming, I will have to play bad cop once more.



Even though I already have my jack-boots on.



*buffs his nightstick*

16:55 Oct 18 2007
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Oh my god.



Don't rate me a ten after I've been mean to you!



*sigh*

Can you tell I have some pent up anger?
16:44 Oct 18 2007
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On 16:25:36 Oct 18 2007 neely wrote:



sup



On 16:30:03 Oct 18 2007 STABB666 wrote:



pus



On 16:30:34 Oct 18 2007 neely wrote:



haha stab 666?? wat does that mean?



On 16:32:47 Oct 18 2007 STABB666 wrote:



It means I'll squich you if you bother me ever again.



On 16:36:35 Oct 18 2007 neely wrote:



just kinda wondering im taller than u and alot stronger in real life so i dont think u can do that buddy but have a nice day



STABB666 wrote:



"Squich: To savagely reduce the ego of emotionally stunted teenagers, who piss me off with stupid messages."

Lizzy Bourden
16:13 Oct 18 2007
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"here is some info on her story what i want to know is does everyone think she really did it or not?"





I'll show you some real axe murdering- not just for the atrocious copy and paste job, nor even the fact that you failed include the link (a pet hate of mine which I will admit to), but because it was both pointlessly without merit and also, does not fit in the theme of that forum section.



But of course, being of a certain generation, you can't actually read, so have to resort to using the mouse for your communication skills, don't you? Click once for yes, twice for no and three times to plagerise.

16:05 Oct 18 2007
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Such is your peculiar taste for me, I find that I still tread the boards in infamy.

21:17 Oct 17 2007
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I can see trouble brewing with this one...



I wonder if I'd look good in leopard skin?



Of course I would, I look good in anything!



heh.



>:)

21:12 Oct 17 2007
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And the actual answer is....



I am sure that there will be, but does anyone really give a flying fuck? I AM going out on a limb here and assume that you refer to the terrible movies and not the actual date of the month.



So, I guess that by the time I reject all of your polls, you might learn how to create a poll correctly? Somehow, I am doubtful...

21:04 Oct 17 2007
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And my actual answer which I thought, is- "Piss off you wanker."

Me, with style!
20:00 Oct 17 2007
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That's because I can STABB 666 times without even the slightest hint of repetative strain injury.



lol

friends
19:57 Oct 17 2007
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"a man once told me as crazy as this world has got its hard to pick out your true friends the ones that will stand by you when you need them the most but when you sort of out all of the bullshit you keep your friends close and your enemies closer"





Come to my bosom, thy young illiterate apprentice- let me show you the great mysteries of the English language.



Oh, but I just can't! I couldn't possibly lower myself to such depths of grammatical intolerance! Not at all!



>:)

PRIVATE ENTRY
17:30 Oct 17 2007
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22:10 Oct 16 2007
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My anger over this is finally coming to the fore. It is pain, it is sorrow. It is fury.

But not the rice cakes? 0.o
08:12 Oct 14 2007
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"You taste better than a dry weetabix..."

04:21 Oct 13 2007
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It's lonely out there...

Meaning in my name, my real name.
21:04 Oct 11 2007
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"gate of god's grace - anticipated"



We spent quite some time reasearching this.



It was an interesting journey. I appreciate the company, the process and geekiness involved in finding it. lol



;)

Groundhog Day
18:41 Oct 11 2007
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These days, lately, I feel as though I am waking up to the morning after.

17th Century French poetry...
18:39 Oct 11 2007
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"In Renaissance France, literature (in the broadest sense of the term) was largely the product of encyclopaedic humanism, and included works produced by an educated class of writers from religious and legal backgrounds. A new conception of nobility, modelled on the Italian Renaissance courts and their concept of the perfect courtier, was also beginning to form and evolve through French literature.



This new image would, throughout the century, transform the image of a rude noble into the ideal of "honnête homme" ("the upright man") or the "bel esprit" ("beautiful spirit"), whose chief virtues included eloquent speech, skill at dance, refined manners, appreciation of the arts, intellectual curiosity, wit, a spiritual or platonic attitude in love, and the ability to write poetry."





I identify with this archetype very much. I aspire to all of those things of the bel esprit, with hopes of standing upright, tall and having great heart.



Life has thrown at me many things, which seek to turn my head away from that ideal and towards bitter anger, but I refuse to bow my back with the weight which it places upon my spirit.

21:54 Oct 10 2007
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19:11 Oct 10 2007
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Is it really that hard a concept to grasp?



Sometimes, I wonder if the core concept of VR being about vampires, is slipping away.



Perhaps that has already been decided, with the blue place halfway done.

I am the reincarnation of Leonardo! :P
19:59 Oct 08 2007
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I wrote this with both hands at the same time. The left is the mirror...



Not bad. I didn't realise that Da vinci did this, until a nice lady told me that not everyone can do this.



Funkin kool.



(not sure whats going on with that extra 'h' though- I need to work on my alphabet)

Bisexualiti??
13:54 Oct 07 2007
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Iz it wrong to like both male and femalez?? mani of the peepl I know think it iz...just because their Christian...and believe me...they are ALL Christianz...and they all tell me to read a bible to find out how "wrong" it iz to be bisexual...





What is wrong, is the flagrant bastardisation of the English language employed by modern American youth.



Begone from my sight, foul beast! I send thee back to thy hellish depths! I banish you, I refuse you- you are the forlorn, the empty headed, the bloody annoying!



Now eat my poo and choke!

03:03 Oct 07 2007
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"Twoofing", is not a fucking word.



I don't care who says it is, who voted on it, or if it was handed out by royal fucking decree.



Twoofing.



Get the hell outta here!

Where the fuck do these people come from?
19:53 Oct 06 2007
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From:

dj80



18:32:08

Oct 06 2007



Reply



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Delete





Multi-Delete

Move to Saved





Email to Self

help me to become a vampire now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Subsequent conversation:



me: I just got a nice message...

me: " help me to become a vampire now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

me: lol

Joli: awwww

Joli: helllllllllp themmmmmmmm

me: uh huh

me: send me $500 and I'll do it

me: I just said 'no'

Joli: I like the money angle

me: lol

me: would get me to America

me: lol

Joli: we could Ebay immortality

me: hmm

me: HMM

me: Thats a little outside of my moral boundries at present

me: lol

Joli: damn you and your integrity!

Joli: damn them to hell!

me: *sigh* Yes...

me: Whatever shall I do, in this dog eat man world?

me: ya know,..thinking on this. It makes me wonder if vampirsim were real, would it not just be some big pyramid scheme?

Joli: If you do not put that in your journal, I will tell Cancer you think his butt looks like french vanilla ice cream

me: mmm

me: vanilla

me: can't I have some chocolate?

me: >:)

Joli: don't help my already sick imagination

me: lol

Joli: ewww (she added, some time later, I might point out)

22:33 Oct 01 2007
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I'm going to start issuing Forum suspensions to people who fail to cite their sources of copy/paste posts.

19:36 Oct 01 2007
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A new month, a fresh blank page on my journal.



Perhaps I can find a mindset to match.



To begin with, a gift;





There once was a lovely man



Whose legs were in need of a tan.



His fiery wit was quite fab



When his sharp tongue would stabb,



And he almost never drooled in his flan!





Thank you, for putting a big smile back on my face.